Top 10

Top Ten Signs You Spend a lot of Time at Karaoke

10. During a guitar solo at a live concert you think *instrumental break*.

9. You hold auditions for potential duet partners.

8. You sell a greatest hits CD and say you’ll even autograph it.

7. You have an agent, a voice coach and a choreographer.

6. You’re at a regular bar but still clap when a song ends.

5. A new song is released and your first thought is, "When is that coming out on Karaoke?"

4. You bring a hands free headset to work on your ‘moves’.

3. You hire hobos to be backup dancers.

2. You’ve cancelled a turn because of strained vocal cords… but tell the KJ you’ll be ready by the next rotation.

1. You hear a song on the radio and you know the song number for it.

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