Top Ten Edmontonian 2007 New Years Resolutions

10. Start a new CFL playoff football streak.

9. Learn how to effectively use the Anthony Henday.

8. Call Capital Health before dining at any new restaurant.

7. Elect a new: Police Chief, Mayor, Premier & Prime Minister in the same year.

6. Lobby for more casinos. Change city motto to Fabulous Las Edmonton.

5. Get a cardio work out by jumping on and off the Oilers bandwagon.

4. When rioting during the NHL playoffs… DO NOT loot the Dollar Store.

3. Have every Edmonton festival name changed to something ridiculous. (Capital Ex… seriously?)

2. Find out what resolution means.

1. Limit yourself to 3 stabbings.