Top Ten Gift Ideas for University Graduates

10. Therapy sessions to deal the years of sleep deprivation and caffeine/alcohol abuse.

9. An extension on their final paper.

8. A map with directions to the unemployment office.

7. Help moving back into their parent’s basement.

6. A hairnet for their new ‘career’.

5. A tent and a spot in front of city hall.

4. The number to a bankruptcy lawyer specializing in student loans.

3. A hardhat, steel toed boots and a bus ticket to Ft. McMurray.

2. A guitar, a spot at an LRT station and a hat to hold spare change.

1. An application form to a trade school.