Top Ten Ironic Events

10. Getting in an accident while listening to the Crash Test Dummies.

9. A Fortune Teller declaring bankruptcy

8. Running out of Eternity cologne.

7. Driving by yourself in an SUV to a Clean Air/Stop Global Warming Rally.

6. A Chiropractor throwing his back out at work.

5. Serving tuna fish sandwiches at a Save the Dolphins rally.

4. Driving by a sign that reads, "Keep your eyes on the road."

3. Dying in the living room.

2. Receiving a paper cut from a waiver form.

1. Going into an antique store and asking the owner, "What's new?"