Top Ten signs it was a great New Years Eve party

10. You broke all of your New Years resolutions by 12:07 AM.

9. Your wife asks where your wedding ring is and you don't remember… getting married.

8. By the time you wake up your rebate cheque is in and the Liberals are out.

7. You can't believe you drove home… because you walked to the bar.

6. You see Bill Gee in the corner showing Hilary Duff his Yule Log.

5. You wake up next to your best friend's sister… and her twin.

4. Marilyn Manson left early because the party was ‘just too crazy'.

3. You end up on To Serve & Protect… for the third year in a row.

2. Your surprised to wake up and find your make-up is perfect and your dress is wrinkle free. Then it comes to you… you're a guy!

1. You're reading this and you're still there.