Top Ten Signs it's going to be a Bad Date

10. They ask if their imaginary friend can come too.

9. They start the date by asking you for crack.

8. The waiter tries to take their plate and your date stabs him with a steak knife.

7. Your date is making a lot of eye contact… with someone at another table.

6. They show up wearing an ankle locator.

5. They wipe their nose on YOUR sleeve.

4. “My therapist said…” starts every sentence.

3. You are asked what kind of character you play in World of Warcraft.

2. They eat dinner with their fingers… and you’re having soup.

1. They start off the date by asking, "You're not a cop are you?"