Top Ten Signs You Have a Stalker

10. The pizza delivery guy, your mailman and the hotel valet are all the same person.

9. You sneeze and hear "Bless you." from the closet.

8. You discover a website with a live camera feed from every room in your house.

7. While thumbing through a book in a tattoo shop you find one of your full name.

6. The same person is in the background of your vacation photos from New York, Cancun & New Zealand.

5. There are 133 new messages on your voicemail… all from your home number.

4. You’re on a first date and the person says, "You should pick up some shampoo. You're almost out."

3. You go to a movie and the person in line behind you whines, "We saw this last week."

2. You finish in the shower and someone hands you a towel … but you live alone.

1. They say, “The restraining order might be temporary but our love will last forever.”