Top Ten Signs You’re Getting Older

10. You spend more per annum on lawn care than on alcohol.

9. You use words like ‘per annum’.

8. You know what it’s like to ‘sleep wrong’.

7. You’re not confused by names like Evil Knievel or Arthur Fonzarelli

6. Your mother spanked you… in public… and other mothers helped.

5. You’ve said the phrase, “I love naps.”

4. You remember when you could impress people with the Moon Walk.

3. You don’t know how to burn CDs but you can still run high speed dubbing on your ghetto blaster.

2. You can date someone half your age and it’s legal.

1. In car DVD player. No. Counting license plates or 9 hours of Eye Spy. Yes.