Top Ten Similarities Between Comedians and the Homeless

10. The pay and health benefits are the same.

9. They’re both known for nonsensical ramblings.

8. They envy people who can afford to ride the bus.

7. They are equally respected by society.

6. Prone to fits of delusion and fantasy.

5. They’re afraid someone will ask, “What do you do?”

4. Most will work for a beer.

3. People don’t care to remember their names.

2. Both endure frequent public ridicule.

1. Neither will be taken home to meet her parents.