Top Ten Small Town Idiosyncrasies

10. If the person you’re looking for isn’t at the Gas station or in the local hotel bar then they’re out of town.

9. You’re one of the cool kids… and your nickname still makes it sound as though people don’t like you. ie/ Spud.

8. You’re not worried when your dad takes your new boyfriend shooting in the pasture out back… because that seems perfectly normal.

7. Main Street is two blocks long, a dead end in both directions… and kids still cruise it on weekends.

6. Growing up you were taught to hate people from neighboring towns… but it was cool to date them.

5. You went to parties in a field, a gravel pit or the middle of a dirt road… and more than one person brought wood to build the fire.

4. The town prostitute is a virgin.

3. The town slogan is "Thanks for passing through."

2. To promote your business you put an ad in the Yellow PAGE.

1. The population never changes because every time a girl gets pregnant someone leaves town.