Top Ten Ways to tell you might be too old for your new girlfriend

10. It's difficult to cross the street because you have to hold her hand… and your walker.

9. You gold for her to dig.

8. You trip over her toys and break your hip.

7. She wants to hear stories about walkmans, rotary dial phones and not having a remote control.

6. If you would have dated her when you were in high school you would have had to pick her up from day care.

5. People often tell you what a lovely daughter you have.

4. You have to explain where the idea for the movies Dukes of Hazzard and Charlie’s Angels came from.

3. You read her a story and tuck her in so you can watch Matlock in peace.

2. Its tough to make ends meet on her allowance and your pension.

1. You both receive discounts at Denny's.